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Monday, 30 January 2012

=== Dare to be examiner? ==



apa habaq Malaysia Boy ? indonesia? Singapore? Brunei?


Just now, I 'd take for awhile to blog-walking before updating my post. It seems everyone is exciting shows the result.. hehehe..


Then, I've ended up to simplify write down my weekend activities as I've given my words to Umi.. But i don't have any ideas how to make it nicely.. yeahhh..blurr (as empayar utama told..hehehe) sometimes before I've made my mind to share with you how hard to be an examiner nowadays..


Feel free to see why examiner might be fainted after having a buckets of question booklets as below...

Student who obtained 0% in an exam..


But he didn't answer any question wrong!!!


Q1. in which battle did Napoleon die ?
      * in his last battle


Q2. where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
      * at the bottom of the page


Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
      * liquid


Q4. What is the main reason for failure?
       * exam


Q5. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
      * Lunch and dinner


Q6. What is the main reason of divorce?
      *marriage


Q7. What looks like half an apple ?
      * the other half


Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
      * It will simply become wet


Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
      * No problem, he sleeps at night


Q10.  How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
         * you will never find an elephant that has only one hand


Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
       * very large hand


Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take      four men to build it?
        * no time at all, the wall is already built.


Those answers would absolutely make the examiners, for sure.. turn to insane by thinking how to give marks... hehehe...


credit to my friend..


Salut...(goodbye in french informally..pronounce it sallu)...


p/s: Umi..lean kali misz domu updte yer.. hehehe












~~~bILA Misz Domu membebel~~~

9 comments:

  1. Ehhhhh... makasih pomot aku kat sini (jasamu dikenang ^_^) Sekolah menengah dulu ada 2-3 soklan sama hahahahah jawapan akupun sama hahahahahah dapat markah kesian sebab tulis jawapan

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    1. tumpang sini sbb xleh nk add komen...x tau knp..

      sume jawapan btol klu ni bukan soalan exam...hehehe...
      ketawa jek baca jawapan2 ni td...

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    2. kamu pun promote misz domu incik empayar utama.. (jasamu ku kenang).. mujur dpt mrkah kesian..

      shahrzali: ye ke? maybe sbb Man U kalah kot kamu ley komn..(gurau je)..

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  2. haha...memang jawapan btol tpi.......x mengikut skema jawapn yg ditetapkn..hihi

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  3. Hihi jawapan .. geli hati bace .. serius lawak hihi .. ola cayang cayang .. hah ni dah update ..dapat jugak gelak2 awal pagi ni ..mata masih mengantuk hihi

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    1. hehehe.. t misz domu updte sal weeknd..bajet artis lak misz domu..ngeh2.. sayang umi.. :)

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    2. kehkehkehh... memang tak salah ponnn...huhu

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    3. see.. ungu as teacher pun stuju..huwahuwahuwa.. gurau je k.. :)

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